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Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:30:00 -
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Foodpimp wrote:Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:I can't believe this thread fell off the front page... again. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee....
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan. |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:51:00 -
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Morganta wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange
I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college. |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:57:00 -
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Foodpimp wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:Morganta wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college. That's what I like about High School Girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same...oh yes they do....
I sat in front of a school yesterday in a van that had Free Candy painted on it's side. No one took me up on the offer. Can't imagine why, I was just being generous. |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
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Posted - 2011.09.12 03:06:00 -
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Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good?
My goatee says I'm devious, but my tattoos say how many men I've slept with. |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
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Posted - 2011.09.12 05:31:00 -
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Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:"Oooh, this monocle is just like a kaleidoscope!!!"
As a matter of fact, I remember this one time I jammed a Kaleidoscope up my.... |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
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Posted - 2011.09.18 02:25:00 -
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Alec Freeman wrote:"Ahh i remember the good old day's where minmatar slaves would tend to my every needs... pity."
I miss the good old days when I tended to my masters every need, sexually. |
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